Speaker 0: And now for the latest update from our birthday girl, Ground Commander Kimberly Goguen. I know you were so talented, Kim. Like, I knew you were talented, but like, I don't know. All the superhero stuff, I had no idea. Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in the closet. I just don't wear it in here. Speaker 0: Just take it out when you need it, right? Nice hat, Sunny. You like that? Just for you, Kim. Just for you. Happy birthday. Speaker 1: Thank you so much to everyone that put that together. It was so cute. Cute. Speaker 0: Well, we certainly wish you a happy birthday and appreciate everything you do here on UNN and for the world, really. So it's the least we could do. I know we want to talk about what's going on in the world, so I'll let you take things Speaker 1: from here. Well, let's see. Remember how last time we talked, all those notes were going around? So now, basically what's happening is everybody's having a meeting with their assessments of what they found. They went to all these locations repeatedly over the last few days, and our notes are accurate, not like we didn't know they were. And so they're now doing a question and answer session as we speak, with all of their friends, to try and determine where they're going to go from here. The good news is, is out of the 9 generals, there are 4, all of them Asian, that are staunch on moving forward in the old direction. So we've been running operations all day today's just no day anyway for me, you know, everybody's got a birthday gift or some sort or another It's not necessarily the 1 you're looking for but we got him for sure And it was pretty you know It's been pretty intense for the last 24 hours as those we chase those Chinese generals around and who knows how long they'll actually be with Us anymore. So there's 4 of them 5 others I would say 3 are more leaning towards like well Maybe we should work with this lady. And there's a couple of them that are still kind of neutral and not sure, a little skeptical, but we were right on the money. At least they realized it this time, so that's nice. Yeah. So there's progress there. For the Chinese people, we were in Finland. There was an old fort there that we worked under yesterday. The UN has been trying to hack into the banking system. You know, blah, blah, blah. Nothing really super exciting, nothing super effective either. We were at AMD in Santa Clara this morning. This is all coming from China. They've all been ordered by the same place. We were at several places in Mexico. It's kind of pretty much all duds. We're getting real real close to Lincoln Logs! Yay! So yeah. Speaker 0: Well I think it's encouraging that those, some of those generals are reconsidering. I feel like That's the first time I've heard that people may be getting on board more with the restoration plan and less on killing humanity. Speaker 1: Yeah, well, that's what happens when people drop like flies and sites are all gone and they realize they're working on an agreement with Lucifer. Yeah. Some of them didn't even know. Speaker 0: Wow. That's a huge wake up call for sure. Speaker 1: And the archivist has been sending information left and right based on some of the expired agreements and replacements and all of that as well. So a lot of that's been confirmed too. We have a call with them a little later on today, and we'll check in with them and see how they're, you know, what people are looking for. But they got what they were looking for. So we'll see if they all decide to move forward now. You know, we had a whole bunch of people that were on the fence, especially local people who were just gonna keep going on their old plan. Speaker 0: But, you Speaker 1: know, nothing's really working. There's nothing there to go forward with. I should leave Lincoln Logs. Like, you know how like they have like the Colombian mafia and the Colombian necktie and the Yakuza? Speaker 0: It's the E-Pack finish. Yeah. Dun-dun-dun-dun! Don't let anybody move! Don't let Speaker 1: anybody touch it! Okay. Where were we? You know, we were talking about triple switching sides, possibly. Speaker 0: Yes. Speaker 1: We do have, I do know this, we do have a transfer terminal here in town. So should those people decide to switch sides, I can fire that up at any moment. I already know it's tied to Wells Fargo. I know exactly where it's going. I know. Speaker 0: Oh no, it happened again. Can you guys? Speaker 1: Okay, I Speaker 0: think we're back. Okay. I'm talking about the terminal. Yes. Yes, we're back. Oh cuz I'm looking Speaker 1: at a frozen screen Okay, I Speaker 0: can see you. Speaker 1: Okay. Okay. So we're all ready to go. I think that I've tested it Everything is ready when they're ready to make a move and you still have a bunch of people that are You know within those roots. Let's just say in that arena who are still I would say making a decision. They're on the outside looking in, they're refusing to participate in the question and answer sessions and everything that the generals are doing. Hey, somebody's moving again, that's very exciting for me. So yeah, that's kind of where we're at right now with that. Other than a little hacking back and forth, there's really not been a lot going on the last couple days. We've been lucky. Hurricane, update on that. The facility we found in Collingswood, New Jersey, they knew that that went down. Like I said, you still have some operatives that are fairly high up operatives, you know, they're not like CIA or something, they would be considered above that, who are hellbent on the apocalypse, such as the creature playing 107, you know, he's still doing the same thing. So they had launched a few planes and were rapidly seeding after we were trying to counteract it and that's why we still have it. We have a few other tools up our sleeve which we have implemented as of early this morning and we're hoping we can at least we can lessen the blow. But the apocalypse, we will find out who made that phone call to put those birds in the air and we will find you. You're done. Because it's clear to me that all you intend on doing is killing you know millions of people or at least making people homeless. I've heard that story on the back chat or 2 from these people. So yeah, there was another 1 in the Philippines. It's actually a typhoon, which is, I guess you would say, same as a hurricane. They just call it something different when it's in a different location. And a lot of people are suffering from that too. And that's from their hurricane machine. And we couldn't get there in time for that 1. But we're doing everything we can on the ones that are brewing currently. So I guess say a little prayer for us on that 1. So that's what Kim's doing. Kim's doing for her birthday today. I'm doing something fun. I'm counting down 4 Chinese generals that keep making orders that are ridiculous. And at the same time, I'm trying to see what we can do about this hurricane. Speaker 0: Man, never don't mimic him, for sure. Speaker 1: No, it's okay. I have my daughter coming over later on tonight. So she's cooking me dinner. Speaker 0: For the first time. Really, ever? Solo, solo. Has she cooked before, Kim? Speaker 1: Yes, she's actually been cooking now for a while, yeah. Speaker 0: Okay, good, okay. Just wanted to make sure. Speaker 1: It could Speaker 0: be a really interesting night. For my fiance. Oh. Speaker 1: My daughter recently got engaged, so. Lovely. Dinner really ever before yeah yeah you Speaker 0: know she's making her that a surprise Speaker 1: It was a surprise until this morning. She's making my favorite. I love Thai food. So she's making me red curry. Okay. Yeah. I will be doing something a little bit later. Yeah. By then we'll be plus a few Chinese generals at the same time. So then you don't have to worry. Speaker 0: Yes. Nice birthday gift. But either way. Both ways. Yeah. Okay. That's about it for Speaker 1: right now. Benquia, thank you so much for the video. I appreciate it. Speaker 0: I wish I could Speaker 1: do all those things. Well, that's the truth, you know. Speaker 0: Yeah, well you are a superhero to us in a lot of ways, Kim. Obviously, the things we do to protect humanity, you know, most people have no idea. So you're kind of that unsung hero and we really appreciate you. Speaker 1: Thank you, Miss Sunny. And I appreciate you. Speaker 0: Okay, happy birthday. We'll see you on the other side. Now that's our news report for Wednesday, September 28, 2022.